ako znaete nekoi dobri zaebancii za Chuck Norris mozete da gi postirate tuka. Eve nekolku:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than y!

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Ova mi e najbolje: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

OVA E MNOGU JAKO:

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

ako vie znaete nekoi dobri vicevi za chuck norris postirajte gi tuka, ako sakote ushte odete na www.chucknorrisfacts.com. za nekoe vreme jas ke postiram ushte novi!

pozz i enjoy!

a i ushte nesho! ako pishete na google FIND CHUCK NORRIS prvoto sho ke go dobiete ke bide: YOU CANT FIND CHUCK NORRIS, HE FINDS YOU!

duri i google go zaebavaat!

pozz!

Солзите на Чак Норис лечат рак. Штета што тој никогаш не плаче.

Чак Норис не чита книги. Тој зјапа во нив се додека не ги изнуди информациите кои му требаат.

Чак Норис направи временска машина и се врати назад за да го спречи атентатот на Кенеди. Кога Освалд пукаше, Чак ги пресретна сите три куршуми со својата брада и ги одби а главата на ЏФК експлодираше од чисто одушевување.

Чак Норис спие со запалена ламба. Не зато што Чак Норис се плаши од темнината туку затоа што темнината се плаши од Чак Норис.

Чак Норис еднаш изеде 72 стека за еден час. Првите 45 минути ги помина во водење љубов со келнерката.

Чак Норис еднаш беше на Марс. Од тогаш, на Марс нема знаци на живот.

Да глумеше чак норис во пред дождот - немаше ни да заврне

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people!

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Do you know what is the last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

zs takvi ne-humoristi4ni faci ti se moalam...

aj malku da ja zivneme temava!

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Zosto gospod se vikal isus? Zosto Chuck Norris bilo zafateno...


Chuck Norris izel 1000 apcinja za spienje... i sto se desilo? -TREPNAL

a da go znam toj haha!
mnogu e dobar!

pozz