a ova e ubedlivo najsmesniot vic sto nekogas go imam slusnato:

Se nasle trojca lugje od koj edniot bil bez noze drugiot bez race tretiot bez oci. Ovoj sto bil bez race se zakaral so ovaj sto bil bez noze i mu vika ako ti manam edna kloca tri dena gazot ke go cuvas vo solena voda, a ovaj bez race mu vika ako ti manam eden boks ke plukas zabi do doma , a ovaj bez oci vika ``super ke gledame tepacka``

Vleguva vampir vo prodavnica i bara krvavo meso i prodavacot mu dal....taka sekoj den si kupuval vampirot
krvavo meso i posle nekolku godini ide pak i mu vika: Aj daj mi eden leb
i prodavacot se zacudil i go
prasal zosto saka pa sega leb,a vampirot:ZENA MI IMA DOBIENO PA DA MAKNAM MALKU!!! )))

Vo ludnica gi ispituvaat koi se ludi,ako ne se da gi pustat i im postavile prasanje:
Sto mozat da si kupat so 5denari
Prviot rekol kola i go vratile. Vtoriot rekol dve koli i nego go vratile i tretiot rekol edna mastika za dzvakanje.
Lekarite si rekle ovoj pameten, mora da go pustime. Go pustile i ovoj od nadvor im vika: AMA VE ZAFRKNAV, KE SI KUPAM AVION!!!!

Овој е на англиски.. ако се преведе ќе ја изгуби поентата

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

Влага педер во месарница и вика:
Дај те ми кило кобасици
А месарот му вика:
Да ги исецкам ли?
Педерот:Па мене гзот не ми е на зетони

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[dj.sky] znaite li kaga poginale najnogu kucinja?
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? e koga?

abe si bil mali dzokica i tatkomu go nateral da mu kupi babana ali ako ne mu kupel ke jadel kotek i otisol vo edna prodavnica i niso i go isekol kurot i go ovarbal kurot i mu go odnel i tatkomu go izel i rekol idi zemi uste edna ista!!!
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haha