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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.